Chicago Mustache
a chicago mustache is similar to a dirty sanchez, except the person giving the chicago mustache eats nothing but laxatives and corn the day before and proceeds to spray loose, chunky sh-t all over the face and upper torso of the person receiving it. similar to a manitoba milkbag.
“ryan was sleeping one night and i gave him a chicago mustache. there was corn everywhere.”
“b-tch got mouthy, so she got a chicago mustache.”
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