chicago shuffle


somewhat like the cleveland steamer. a chicago shuffle is taking a p–p on a girl’s chest during intercourse. then using your -ss to smear the deuce down her body like a dog does on the floor, while wiggling your -ss side to side.
susan gets so into it when i chicago shuffle her.

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