Chicago Typewriter


n. a thompson submachine gun, as used by prohibition-era gangsters. so-named because the sound of a tommy being fired in the distance resembled the sound of typing on a typewriter, and because the weapon was in popular use throughout south-side chicago in al capone’s day.
vinnie always wrote his enemies on a chicago typewriter.
2 more definitions
a thompson submachine gun (from the similarity of the sound of it’s firing to that of a typewriter)
the robber was armed with a chicago typewriter and wore a green suit.
when you f-ck a chick from behind (-n-l or v-g-n-l) and you pull your c-ck out right before you c-m and tap it on her back as you c-m making a sound like a typewriter
i left a red mark on shirley’s back when i gave her a chicago typewriter

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