Chick-a-tragedy
the moment when you realize you can’t satiate your desire for chick-fil-a because it’s sunday and they are closed.
person 1: “i need some chicken minis and sweet tea in my belly asap.”
person 2: “um…. it’s sunday.”
person 1: “noooooo, it’s a chick-a-tragedy for real!”
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