Chick-fil-Atheist
a liberal, knowing chick-fil-a’s open opposition to gay marriage, yet still decides they make a mighty tasty sandwich.
me: “moonbeam, i was just now organically composting our refuse when i discovered a chick-fil-a bag … wtf?”
you: “starshine, you know i love me some chick-fil-a … accept me as i am – a chick-fil-atheist.
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boss: “while you’re out, would you pick me up a spicy chicken deluxe, but then transfer the sandwich to this old mcdonald’s bag so no one will notice?”
sec’y: “the hoops i jump through for you. mama warned me about working for a chick-fil-atheist!”
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dave: “see that prius in the chick-fil-a drive thru?”
cate: “such a chick-fil-atheist.”
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