chick-mate
1. brit/aus colloq. a female friend, a gal pal, etc, usually fairly attractive, that is part of your otherwise male ‘crew’ or mates, but generates no s-xual interest or feelings from either you or your other male friends of that group as they seem to be just accepted as one of the guys.
2. a girl you are friends with but, due to not being able to take the relationship further, reaffirm to yourself as only a friend and/or even outwardly advise as such to people who inquire as your relationship.
john: “wow, that chick standing over there having a laugh with your mates is pretty hot. i guess you’d like to do her, eh?”
jack: “nah, she’s a chick-mate. it’d be, y’know, like, doing one of the guys… yech!”
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