Chick Relativity
when looking at a woman from far away they look beautiful, yet the closer they come to you, the less attractive they appear.
guy 1: that girl over there looks amazing.
guy 2: here she comes.
guy 1: nevermind, chick relativity.
guy 2: -laughs-
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