chick tract


a comic book written by an insane christian fundie, doc-menting a series of paranoid delusions that are not only objectively wrong, but often absolute nonsense as well. notable for being surprisingly fun to parody.
“debbie, your cleric has been raised to the eighth level. i think it’s time that you learn how to really cast spells.”
-dark dungeons chick tract

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