chicken cuddler
it’s when a s-xual intercourse is performed on a beach and the p-n-s falls out and some of the sand sticks onto it but instead of wiping it off, the p-n-s gets inserted back into the v-g-n-/-n-s.
billy – “sandy just got some sand in her v-g-n- when i did a chicken cuddler.”
bob – “that’s just gross bro. did it hurt?”
billy – “it bled a little, no big deal.”
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