Chicken Cutlet Parmigiana
a subtle derivation of the original breaded cutlet, chicken cutlet parmigiana is only possible during the heaviest part of the female menstruation cycle and after the subject has contracted a yeast infection.
after gently dipping the ‘cutlet’ in the ‘egg batter’, remove, and then roll in ‘bread crumbs’. re-insert quickly and rub vigorously as to shed the bl–dy lining of the uterus while irritating the yeast infection to a froth of ‘cheese’. viola, chicken cutlet parmigiana!
chip: “even after going out with cindy for two years, she still won’t have s-x with me during her period.”
dale: “b-mmer.”
chip: “no worries, i’m gonna feed her a chicken cutlet parmigiana down at coney island.”
dale: “high-five!”
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