Chicken Excess
the condition one undergoes as a result of eating large amounts of food & sweet tea at chicken express. symptoms include drowsiness, high blood grease content (bgc), nausea, and occasionally narcolepsy.
the only known cures are to induce vomiting and to take a m-ssive dump
alex1: fuuuuuuuuuu- chicken excess! why did we go to chicken express so early?
alex2: idk. driving with such high blood grease content is gonna be worse than driving drunk.
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