chicken monkey

chicken monkey: (n) an amusing, easygoing, fresh, funny, lively, playful, whimsical individual who people find interesting and can always predict that they’ll make them either surprised or laugh by their humourous nature and sometimes, childlike behaviour, arousing a range of emotions from astonishment to shock.

it’s an all inclusive term which can have both negative and positive connotations, depending on the situation and circ-mstance, which can only be determined from the speaker’s tone of voice and expressions, as well as the situation of course.

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1. “you’re such a chicken monkey, i can’t believe you did that!” remarked jane upon finding out how john got himself suspended from school.

2. “she’s a chicken monkey! she always gets herself hurt. the other day, she closed the door on her own fingers.”

3. “he’s a chicken monkey. he constantly lies and never keeps secrets. that’s the last time i let him in on a secret!”
any small animal that is fun to play with.
where is the chicken monkey?
or
our chicken monkey is playing with the kids.
a word used to make up a situation to get yourself out of another.
daniel: where are you going yo?
jammie: i’m going home.
daniel: why?
jammie: i gotta go eat my chickenmonkey.

or
daniel:can you give me a ride home.
jammie: nah, sorry man i gotta do my chickenmonkey
a term usually used in place of words such as: f-cktard, smart-ss, or jerk. most commonly placed in front of another derogatory term. normally said in a joking manner and setting.
“you chickenmonkey b-st-rd. you beat me again!”
a chicken that has some monkey like traits.
holy sh-t! did you see that chicken monkey!?

dont touch my chicken monkey!
a bouncy creature that loves cheese, peas, pirates and ham. and also haribo. especially the crocs.
‘oh look! there goes the chicken monkey eating a bag of ham!’