chicken selects

mcdonald’s chicken strips that are featured in a series of new ghetto commercials in order to appeal to the “fried chicken-eating” crowd.
(typical mcdonald’s commercial)
jameel: “what up n-gg-, you cap any dem bloods today?”
tyrone: “fo’ shizzle, i done popped a few. what you stuffin’ yo’ fat black face with?”
jameel: “dogg i got deez bangin’ mcnuggets. they da sheeeeeeit, yaknowwhatimsayin?”
tyrone: “word on da street. ayyo check out deez chicken selects…straight up gangsta.”
jameel: “word to yo’ mama. you want a mcnugget?”
tyrone: “heeeeeellll yeah, hook a n-gg- up wit dat chronic!”
jameel: “now let me get a chicken select.”
tyrone: “fool you trippin.”
jameel: “maybe yo’ b-tch -ss didn’t hear me the first time. gimme one of dem chicken selects before we get into some gangsta sh-t and i waste yo’ punk -ss with this gat!”
tyrone: “you know the name of the game fool…go get yo’ own!”
jameel: “f-ck you n-gg-!!!” -bang bang- “now yo’ mama gonna have to pour out a perfectly good 40 for yo’ trick -ss. haha i got dem chicken selects now b-tch!”
white middle-aged announcer: “chicken selects, new at mcdonalds. get your own box…or just whip out yo’ nine, bust a cap in some punk–ss n-gg-, and steal his.”
bent chicken mcnuggets.
i hate mcnuggets, i’m ordering chicken selects.
finger-shaped chicken nuggets, normally deep-fried
i bought some mcdonald’s chicken selects and they were hard.