chicken sex

the act of a male and female chicken making sweet, sweet love, in front of all the other farm animals, inconsiderately, as if there were no other place these two small farm-rats could have their ranch-y, feather-fluffing chicken s-x.
hey, susie! check out that sweet, sweet chicken s-x. although, i can’t believe they would do it like that infront of all the cows and pigs.
as with all birds, a s-xual liaison must occur between male and female for fertilisation to be achieved. unlike pigeons, chickens are polygamous creatures, so one male will happily mate with lots of hens, the ideal ratio being about 5 females to 1 male. there is little tact or ceremony on the part of the male. he selects the female (usually the closest one to himself) droops one wing to the ground, circles her then grabs her by the back of the head and climbs on her back. balancing himself by flapping his wings, he lowers his tail and places his vent in direct contact with that of the hen, where the p-ssage of sperm from his cloaca to her oviduct takes place. the entire s-x act takes less than 15 seconds and it appears the most satisfying thing for the female is fluffing the feathers and shaking the body immediately afterwards.

it turns out this is true for humans also.
d-mn girl, i haven’t pulled tail in a long time. i’d settle for some chicken s-x tonight.
the rapid spasmmic motion of hand often seen on the dance floor. also referring to the south american chicken mating ritual involving the female chicken’s neck s-x gland.
“she was having such a bad seizure it looked like chicken s-x!”
when a female is fed up with men and just f-cks a chicken.
after janes mayjor break up she was just ready to get some chicken s-x.