Chicken Sexer
a person enjoys the act of “s-xing” chickens. often feared by normal melbournians and sydneysiders alike. strikes fear into young childrens hearts. eats emos and razor blades for breakfast. goes by the name “nancy” which is vietnamese for “anti-christ”. cool chick once you get to know her, but her trademark battle cry is “i have chickens and i ain’t afraid to s-x ’em.” generally this is the last thing you will hear if you do encounter her.
scared guy 1: “h0leh shiet tis t3h s3x0r of chekens!!!111”
scared guy 2: “you mean the chicken s-xer”
scared guy 3: “may g-d have mercy on us all.
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