chicken snatch wrap
in an attempt to get laid by an abnormally hot mcdonald’s woman, a gentleman with an overwhelmingly audible approach will otherwise incorrectly ask for a “chicken sn-tch wrap” instead of a “chicken snack wrap”. in doing so, said gentleman will probably get to nail this chick in da back of the mcd-cks.
gentleman: “hi there, i’ll get a medium fries with a chicken sn-tch wrap”
hot chick: “…awwwwwww yeeeeeeeeeeeeea”
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