Chicken Soup Party
is when you bring, or are brought, chicken soup when you, or both parties, are sick. only to completely f-ck each other’s brains out. rarely, if ever, does anyone actually eat said soup.
friend 1 – “hey man i heard you were sick so i had my sister bring you some chicken soup. did you like it?”
friend 2 – “oh! yeah bro, it was absolutely f-cking amazing! best chicken soup party ever. i ate her all night!”
friend 1 – “what? her?!”
friend 2 – “what!? nothing! ‘it’ i said it. i ate ‘it’ all night… i gotta go”
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