chicken tikka masala
the bomb dig of indian food.
chicken tikka masala is amazing.
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the best ndn food on the planet
period.
waiter at an indian restuarant: what will you be having tonight?
you: naan and chicken tikka masala
waiter: best choice ever made
chicken tikka masala – “indian” dish invented by white people, for white people; usually likes to hang out at buffets and sometimes mistakenly ends up on an indian’s plate. to prepare, take some lukewarm water, pour in curry powder and chicken, and stir/blend continuously until all ingredients are dissolved. add red food coloring if desired. salt is optional. serve lukewarm.
alternate pr-nunciations: “chicken teekee masala”, chicken tikh hai masala”, “this sh-t is spicy!!!”, or “d-mn that’s some good teekee curry y’all!!”
waiter at indian restaurant: “what would you like to order?”
white person: “is that even a question?! chicken tikki masala! i heard it’s the best here!”
waiter: “you mean the chicken tikka masala?”
white person: “yeah, that’s what i said!”
waiter: sigh… “coming right up…”
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