Chicken Time Bomb
consist of placing a piece of raw chicken and b-ttermilk in a mason jar or an empty baby food jar. make sure to close it up tight. used as revenge and placed in the targets home, car or office. after a few days the concoction will ferment, break the jar and emit the most foul smell one can imagine. best if used after one breaks up with a significant other or gets fired from a job.
uncooked shrimp can be subst-tuted for chicken in which it becomes a shrimp time bomb or both can be combined for maximum stench.
c-dawg: he lil’ dude, why haven’t you been at work?
lil’ dude: man they fired me, said i was on urbandictionary.com too much.
c-dawg: that sucks!
lil’ dude: don’t worry, i’ll get my revenge, i left a chicken time bomb in the breakroom.
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