Chickproofing
when you clean up your place and remove any embarr-ssing items (condoms, action figures, playboys, etc) in preparation for a girls visit. for an example see “the forty year old virgin”.
after inviting sarah over, matt engaged in chickproofing by doing the laundry and hiding all his p-rn.
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a beautiful girl who’s said to be a ”beauty in vain”, because of her att-tude that resembles that of a man. chihaya wears skirts with pants, and does not notice when someone likes her. but that is to be expected in anime, right?
- Chinese gas pedal
when one presses one’s foot against another person’s crotch really hard. usually when the other person is on the floor, and the standing person holds both legs. source of the term unknown. a variant where both are lying down is known as the j-panese gas pedal] “ugh, john just gave me a chinese gas pedal […]
- Chinese Mouth
the -n-s. as china is on the opposite side of the world, the -n-s is at the opposite end of the digestive system. jimmy started by licking jenny’s warm, wet p-ssy then moved south to her chinese mouth.
- Chip up
to fill up on tortilla chips before your main course arrives at a mexican restaurant. (the term would be “bread up” in a steakhouse or an italian restaurant.) dude, i don’t want to chip up. i ordered the combo plate.
- chirp change
spare change sitting on your dresser, perhaps in a ceramic volcano. bauer: hey wu you have any money to get ff/ wu: yeah ill have to get some chirp change.