chicks before dicks
the female version of bros before hoes. used by women as meaning all female friends come before s-x/hookups/bfs.
no i’m going to hang with my girls today. chicks before d-cks anytime.
here’s one for the girls!you know how the guys always stick together,back eachother up and then use that awful phrase “bros before hoes” well here’s our answer to that girls!
amy: “you didn’t just tell that boyfriend of yours what i just did….did ya?”
kelly: “h-ll no! chicks before d-cks..remember!!”
used to counter “bros before hos” when the “bro” in question is a jerk and the “ho” is a cool chick.
some dude: “hey – bros before hos, man”
you: “yeah, but chicks before d-cks”
for girls to always choose your girlfriends before your boyfriend
friend1: “won’t your boyfriend get upset”
friend2: “he knows my friends are before him”
the female equivalent of “bros before hos”
“richard wants to hook up with me, but his ex-girlfriend’s my best friend… so i mean… chicks before d-cks, right?”
a cute play on “bros before hos” but considering girls are all pretty sh-tty friends to each other with fake responses and perpetual sh-ttalking, the phrase is useless.
beth: hey sara, dont worry, todd is such a serious jerk, you deserve so much better than him. btw omg that dress looks so cute on you!
sara: aw thanks beth, that really means a lot.
beth: totally, girl. chicks before d-cks!
(ps beth is f-cking todd)
opposite of “bros before hoes”
i believe i came up with “chicks before d-cks” as i have never heard it anywhere else.
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