Chico State

a university in chico, ca once named the number 1 party school in the nation by playboy magazine. kegs of beer can be found on the lawn of every house, there are parties every night, and the students still find time to study
chico state is off the hook, b-tch.
b-tches
beer
blunts
blow
yo! i was up at chico state and i didn’t sleep all weekend.
a small, compacted college town in the middle of b-m-f-ck northern california. the college’s bleak surroundings make it somewhat of an oasis. paradise to say the least. lots of parties, lots of beer, lots of h-rny young women (often whom lack intellectuality). hot in the summer, cold winters. contrary to popular belief, chico state has a great graduation rate and is its academics are held in high regard. also a great place to get f-cked up, do lots of heavy drinking and cocaine, and have unprotected s-x.
aj: “i love these chico state b-tches! they’re such dumb sl-ts, and love to suck a lot of c-ck.”
bronameth: “amen, bro. we killed that 30 rack of natty and this morning i woke up and there were three girls in my bed but i can’t remember sh-t.”

gary: “why are you so tired derek?”
derek: “i was in chico last weekend and blacked out three nights in a row.”

chico state frat boy #1: “yeah i benched 285 last week”
chico state sorority b-tch #1: “oh my god! you’re so hot. let me get on my knees and choke on your c-ck!”
chico state sorority b-tch #2: “me too!”
a cool-ish school in northern california with a beautiful campus, nice facilities, and an acceptable quant-ty and quality of textbooks, but with sporadic sh-tty faculty. your grades don’t reflect your knowledge, they reflect how much a teacher likes you. you won’t learn anything. waste your time at a great place for spending time in a neat place where you can do personal study, and where the only people who have half a monkey’s clue what they’re doing here are the students, who tend to be friendly and polite for the most part. parties are lamer than cheesy high school parties, but the crowd tends to be nice. enjoy your otherwise comfortable and sanitary stay and the beautiful scenery. plus side? nice bars in town, and the sierra nevada brewery, and nice restaurants. and keep it hillbilly. 🙂
chico state students having a conversation
douched #1: yo dude, i got an f in this cl-ss at california state university, chico, even though i did all the work and answered everything right, and handed it all in time! and i went to all the cl-sses, because if you’re absent more than the allowed time, you fail, because they take f-cking roll like it’s goddam pre-school!

douched #2: that’s because you didn’t pleasure your n-z- teacher in a satanist way and lucked out by not getting one of the cool ones. don’t bother pet-tioning, monkeys will not help you. only the books in the library and bookstore can make your time here educationally worthwhile if your teacher is a n-z-.