Chictionary
a personal listing of a player’s selection of females that he can obtain s-xual congress from at any point of the day or night, any day of the year. usually kept in a blackbook or internet excel doc-ment that is hidden from all members of the chictionary, because of course they each think they’re the only one.
1) wow, i struck out big time tonight. time to go home and call a floozy from my chictionary.
2) vocally: thanks so much for your number, sally!
mentally: you’ve just been added to the chictionary, sally.
a girl who gives guys advice on what girls like, particularly to help them with relationship problems.
guy 1: dude, rachael just told me exactly how i can win rebecca back!
guy 2: yeah man, rachael’s a total chictionary.
a book or electronic device that is used to store numbers and adresses of female couner parts
“whats stacys’ number?” “idk let me look in my chictionary’
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