chid

how a person with a speaking disorder says sh-t
he dropped a gl-ss vase. oh chid!
a shortened more colloquial version of chiddery. often used to express anything.
-“chid”

-“another one bites the chid”

-“if it bleeds we can chid it it”
chid. n.: variant pr-nunciation of the word “kid”, as sung by michael jackson in his song “billy jean”. later it came to become a word in it’s own right due to its unique -ssociation with the very popular and eccentric king of pop. (see “shamon” for another example). it’s primary sense is in referring to a child or kid, and possibly serves as a spontaneously evolved contraction of these two words. it can be used more properly in a derisive sense, as if to imply a social/psychological distance from a child, implying that the user has disdain for the idea of caring for or claiming responsibility for that child.
1. song/source: “billy jean is not my lover, she’s just a girl who says that i am the one…. but the chid is not my son”… _ michael jackson

2. “yo deshawna, get yo chids out of my car, they’re eating up all the upholstery!”
a combination of “children” and “kids”, it refers to young people who are particularly insolent and/or annoying. most often used in chat rooms.
” lol ne1 want 2 chat?”

“f-cking chids need to learn how to spell”
mix of a child and an idiot. basically someone who is really immature and annoying.
“hey, did you hear the rumour about you that maggie was spreading?” – person 1
“yeah, but it’s not like anybody will believe her, she’s such a chid.” – person 2
a chav kid
d-mn chids stole my bike again
chaos
hate
independence
destruction
the opposite of plur
plur is dead, i am of chid
sh-t…of any kind really.
bob: dude! look at that car.
steve: yea man, whatta piece of chid.

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