Child chain
when a parent has two or more children on either side of them holding their hands, for the fear of losing them, creating a wall that can block people walking in a crowd.
dave: “hey tom, i’ve been waiting in this hot dog stand forever! what took you so long?”
tom: “sorry there was a sudden crowd that came to the bathroom after the 7th inning, and i was held up by tons of child chains.”
dave: “kids and their small bladders.”
tom: “ughh… i know.”
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