child chowder
yet another slang term for s-m-n. child chowder is emitted from the p-n-s during -j-c-l-t–n.
yesterday evening, after a few drinks, i escorted your grandmother to my private villa and proceeded in slathering my generous load of child chowder onto her face. she lapped it (the child chowder) up like a pig eating from a feed trough.
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