Child Mongler
1. a creature that uses the ancient art of mongling to steal children from the wombs of pregnant women.
2. any pedophile.
derived from the term c-ck mongler.
1. “careful now. you don’t want that little guy taken by child mongler in your sleep.”
2. “i knocked a little girl over while i was running, and now everyone thinks i’m a child mongler.”
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