childhood

something that will be ruined if you’re not vigilant on the internet.
when i was a kid, i loved shrek.
then i found 4chan, my childhood is ogre.

when i was a kid, i loved sonic.
then i found s-xual furries.

when i was a kid, i loved rugrats.
then i found creepypasta.

when i was a kid, i loved my little pony.
then i found cloppers.

don’t worry, i’m sure these non-mematic shows of my childhood will remain safe from the world and….i spoke too soon, rule 34.
where the opposite s-x had cooties, pokemon was life,a kiss made the pain go away,the ice cream man was g-d,green veggies were the devil,finger panting and nap time went hand-n-hand.
childhood was easy and fun unlike now.
something very precious in life that is sometimes taken for granted. it is also something that michael jackson did not have, due to his life as a child star. he tried to revive his childhood in his adult life, by making friends with children, climbing trees and having super soaker fights. but the adults didn’t understand, so they attacked him, judging him and calling him names, and even accusing him of being a pedophile. after that, he only listened to children, because they would never judge him. he donated so much money and gifts to children in need, because he felt their pain. but sadly, the world became angrier and destroyed him. people may still judge him and call him names, but please understand; he never had a childhood.
never take your childhood for granted.
you never know when it will dissapear forever.
the golden years of life, where kids don’t have all the problems (drugs, std’s, school being hard, homework, etc.) that come later
it would be cool to be 6 years old again
the period of your life from around 3 to 12 years of age. in this time of your life you are extremely sensitive to the negative and positive around you. a bad look can traumatize you and a kind gesture can make you fall in love.

if you watch the movie chuckie when your 5 you’ll have nightmares about it for a long time. then when you watch it again and your 14 you’ll be like wtf was i so scared of.

the best childhoods are ones where kids are spoiled with love and quality attention, not money.

not everyone has a good one. they say people spend their adult lives correcting their childhoods.

people usually go on to give their kids everything they didnt have in their childhoods.
i was never told i was pretty in my childhood, so i tell my daughter shes gorgeous every day. not knowing this is actually not a good thing. nothing is good in excess.
a very important part in every persons life, one that must be cherished and remember forever, because once it’s gone, we can not bring it back.
when i turned 18 i noticed i had grown up too fast, i wished i could regain my childhood
the best years of your life, not your teenager years, wtf is that? it is a time when you have no real homework, your games are your life, your bedroom is your secret hideout, stress is non-existent, and the world is fluid-like.
when i was 6 i was king of childhood. i rode on my air gorilla in the wavy gr-ss in the sunlight each noon. i used to ride on my grandpa’s tractor to the farmer’s market, where everyone was bright, kind, and innocent. now, i’m 13, and it’s sh-t. my house sucks, my bed sucks, my school sucks, my friends are c-nts, all because i’m not 4 years old anymore.
laughter and balloons
i told my therapist, you don’t need to look into my childhood, all you will find is laughter and balloons. i could not have been more wrong.

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