childo
portmanteau of ‘chainsaw’ and ‘d-ld-‘.
a d-ld- mounted conveniently on a chainsaw body. when operated, the d-ld- twists and vibrated violently. for some, the ultimate pleasure, for others a reason to see their gyno.
filthy woman: did you bring it?
gimp: the childo? yeah, give me a minute to get it fired up
a gimp mask with a d-ld- protruding from the chin. worn by such amsterdam heros as stephen thom.
is that a childo he’s wearing?
a chin d-ld- that you strap on your chin and use while going down on a girl
he gave her double the pleasure. he went down on her with a childo on.
pretty much the best thing ever created and conceived by human beings in this timeline, universe, and earth.
a d-ld- that triumphantly hangs from one’s jowl, as if to say, “h-llo world. i am here, and i want to f-ck you.”
come here, there is a childo waiting for your -sshole.
a chili d-ld-. refers to a d-ld- dipped in chili.
“dude, what are you eating your chili with?”
“ran out of spoons, so i’m using a childo.”
errybody- “p-ss the childos!”
a d-ld- that is a replica of a chode.
josh : oh god, beth take out that childo
and use my one. it’s much more rough.
beth : but its not blick! i like blick childos.
josh : paint my chode blick then. it’ll be fun. especially how uncle sam isn’t home. (:
combination of the words chode and d-ld-. a d-ld- that has more girth in it’s diameter than in it’s length.
disgusted, she placed the childo back on the rack, prefering a longer and narrower d-ld-.
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