children
1. humans under the age of 13 or so. many of which were accidently conceived. lots of children these days are annoying, spoiled, b-tchy and stupid. commonly known as stupid short people.
2. sp-wn of satan hatched from a dark egg in the center of the earth with devils that are cutting themselves standing in a circle around it.
little kid: mommy, buy me david beckham!
mother: dear, i just bought you anna kournikova yesterday! ill buy you him for you next week. how about i buy you ronaldinho first?
little kid: -starts crying- but i dont want ronaldinho!!! buy me david!!!!! -starts rolling on the floor-
mother: ……
little kid: you won’t like me when i’m angry. flame on! -incinerates mother”
its up there, dad.
light me up one
the manifest divine wrath of a vengefull g-d in punishment for scr-w-ng.
g-d: thou shalt b-tton up thine fly or i shall become wroth with thee!
guy: uhhh, nay(?)
child: wah, scream, cr-p, cash drain etc…
guy: oh crud
g-d: i told thee…
chick: wheres my 75% share of your salary?
guy: oh crud
g-d: dont say i didnt tell thee…
a human being who is not yet fully mature. often thought of as inferior to adults and dull-witted, hence generation after generation of people are becoming more and more stupid.
child: i’m a happy and undomesticated human!
society: -crushes spirit-
the walking and breathing ad for safe s-x
i wish i could of just gotten aids or something but god hates me so i got children
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