Chili Wonka


the act of paying a midget to dress up as an oompa loopma. from there, you have the midget eat three and a half bowls of chili. when digested, the midget will take a dump on your chest so you can get high off the aroma.
guy 1: dude, i’ve always wanted to try a chili wonka, but i don’t know any midgets.

guy 2: don’t worry, man! my neighbor is a midget. i’ll set you up.

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