Chilly Trumpet
the act of accidentally touching the moist freezing rim of the toilet with the end of your c-ck whilst you sit on the sh-tter contemplating life and snapchatting your nearest and dearest.
it is by the most uncomfortable experience a man can endure.
“man, i just experienced a chilly trumpet whilst snapping jessica about what happened in oceana last night”
“oh dear how unpleasant!”
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