chimp dick


similar to a limp d-ck, except instead of having a useless p-n-s it is some one who is always playing with their d-ck like a monkey.
keep your hand out of your pants you chimpd-ck and eat your dinner!
a person who’s p-n-s is of very small stature and almost concave really, similar to a chimpanzee’s p-n-s, which can reach up to a whopping 1.5″ fully erect!
jeez stacy said bill got chimp d-ck, it’s so small!

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