Chimp-Fuck
verb: an unsuccessful attempt at trying to sneakily royally screw someone out of money. (chimp-f-cking)
noun: (chimp-f-cker) one who gives off the impression and/or is caught in the act of trying to screw someone royally.
jimmy: that terminex guy was trying to charge me $1300 for termites when it turns out what he was looking at was only water damage.
danny: he was trying to chimp-f-ck you!
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pimp: where’s my money?
prost-tute: that’s my money!
pimp: you’re just trying to chimp-f-ck me!!!
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