Chimp Wank
it is the act of taping ones p-n-s to ones leg with either tape or cling film and w-nking with his leg like a chimp.
the main advantage of this is that one can still eat and drink at the same time like a sir.
sir 1 “dude we used so much tape and cling film”
sir 2 “what having a chimp w-nk?”
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