Chimpanzee Bitchslap
when a girl attempts to fornicate her v-g-n- with a peeled banana, resulting in a mushy mess down under.
“man, i chimpanzee b-tchslapped the f-ck out of my punani last night…what a mess. should have saved the banana for breakfast.”
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