chin omelette
the result of a male nutting on the chin of another person’s face
i gave susie a m-ssive chin omelette last night while she sucked my c-ck.
the act of someone proceeding to deep throat your d-ck so far down that your nuts rest on their chin, giving the illusion of two eggs resting on their face.
man, my wife is awesome. she deep throats my c-ck like i’m going to die tomorrow. she really must really enjoy those chin omelettes.
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