Chinese Alarm Clock
when you wake up in the middle of the night with diarrhea after eating bad chinese food.
boss: “why are you late?”
employee: “sorry, i got no sleep. i kept getting woken up by a chinese alarm clock.”
to hit a man in the genitals while he is asleep, while you are shouting stereotypical chinese phrases such as “herro” or “bangkok!”
he jumped out of bed after receiving a chinese alarm clock and threw up.
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