chinese drywall inspection
refers to an extensive std test given to a person who has had more than their fair unprotected s-x with a wide array of risky partners. implies that the person seeking the std test has had way too much risky s-x with the wrong kinds of people that they are more than likely rotting on the inside and need a team of skilled technicians to remove the mess.
bob – “i got totally wasted and took home two strippers last night.”
rick – “are you crazy? you better go get a chinese drywall inspection before your junk falls off.”
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