chinese flu
a cold or flu bug that hits you so hard, you feel like you just heard a boop sound and got kicked down bleachers at a soccer match.
oh man, i caught a chinese flu last week; it was horrible, straight out of soccerkick.mpeg..
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- chinese lady
the act of tucking one’s c-ck & b-lls back between the legs, thereby yeilding the illusion of a woman’s v-g-n-. a more advanced execution of the chinese lady will produce a well-defined cameltoe (see ‘cameltoe’). his exquisite chinese lady made him the most sought-after b-tch on cellblock d.
- chinese tickler
the chinese tickler is the act of two males inserting their p-n-ses into a chinese finger trap and then proceeding to pull and push making the trap tighter and looser respectively. boy: man my d-ck is so sore. man: what happened? boy: i just did the chinese tickler man: that explains the cross pattern
- chinetas
spanish slang for, “that is unbelievable!”, or “holy sh-t!” chinetas! jorge, are your shoes from outer sp-ce, or what?
- Chin Fuck/Wank
when a guy takes out his d-ck and rubbs it on a girls chin and slaps it as well louise and jay xd chin f-ck/w-nk
- chip funnel
the art of creasing the open bag of potato chips at the top corner, in order to dump the remnants in your mouth. a maneuver carried out, when in a rush or when trying to speed up the road towards obesity. hey, jimmy john, hurry up and chip funnel those doritos — we gotta go! […]