Chinese Freeway
a three-way (mmf) performed in the front seats off a moving car. the female partic-p-nt lays across both the driver and p-ssenger seats and receives both the driver and p-ssenger (orally and presumeably v-g-n-lly) at the same time. the name derives from the fact that only someone of short stature (such as a chinese person) could successfully pull this maneuver off without knocking out a window.
“did you hear about dee, charlie, and abraham? they got a wreckless driving ticket for having a chinese freeway on the dallas north tollway!”
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