Chinese Grand Prix
/tʃaɪˈniz, -ˈnis grɑ̃ ˈpriz/ n. a traffic-clogged portion of the 60 pomona freeway in southern california that lies between the 605 and 57 freeways. the infamously erratic driving habits of chinese drivers who predominate the area coupled with the inability to effectively dodge big rigs that crisscross this large industrial wasteland make commuting here about as dangerous as racing at the grand prix.
i’m not taking the chinese grand prix to work, traffic is always such a mess.
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