chinese handshake


this is a scatological maneuver between two h-m-s-xual men. one man sits down on the toilet to take a cr-p. the other man sits on his lap facing each other, nipple to nipple. they both agree to take a cr-p at the same time.
hey flloyd, there is only one toilet in here and we both really need to p–p. that’s ok melvin, we can just do a chinese handshake.

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