Chinese highlights
a trick in which you ask someone if they want chinese highlights and you run your toes through their hair preferably after you haven’t bathed in a few days.
permission is not always required. when your victim is not looking you can give them chinese highlights as a sneak attack.
girl #1: hey, do you want some chinese highlights? it will make your hair look amazing.
girl #2: okay, go for it.
girl #1: -runs toes through girl’s hair-
girl #2: ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
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