Chinese Laundromat
when a man receiving a bl-w j-b, c-ms into the woman’s mouth and politely asks her to blow the s-m-n up into his -sshole. resembling the act of taking a load out and putting a load in, while inside a dirty chinese owned laundry mat.
alex: yo sam get over here and suck my d-ck, you dike.
sam: ok
alex: now when i c-m i want you to blow that sh-t back up into my -sshole. got it c-nt?
sam: oh! you want me to give you a chinese laundromat?
a s-xual maneuver which involves a man standing behind a woman. the couple must use an old washing machine that will still operate while the door is open. the woman then places her head inside the machine and is repeatedly “donkey punched” while the man receives intense pleasure.
friend one: man last night was awesome.
friend two: why?
friend one: i was down at the laundromat with that hot girl down the hall and no one else was there so i introduced her to the chinese laundromat. it was like the greatest donkey punch ever
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