Chinese Log Smash Surprise
when one finally drops a quality hot and steamy log that hangs from -ss to toilet water after extreme constipation and does not realize that it has not detached from the -n-l cavity, causing him/her to proceed with the wiping process, and violently “smash” through the log. it is called a “surprise” because the victim usually responds with “holy sh-t!” or “my bung hole!” or “double you tee eff!”
1. “i was walking past the bathroom while my brother was taking a sh-t and i heard the beginning poot but did not here the ending splash that usually follows. i realized what was happening and immediately yelled ‘d-ck, wait!….but it was too late..he had experienced his first chinese log smash surprise.”
2. “after 3 weeks of being constipated i had taken my glory dump, not knowing that the magnificent log had not detached. as i went to wipe (from front to back) i had my 5th chinese log smash surprise this month!”
3. “after his chinese log smash surprise, jim’s hand never recovered…”
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