Chinese Microwave
a multi stepped s-xual process:
1. p–p into your freezer
2. remove the p–p once it is completely frozen
3. place the p–p into your microwave
4. hire a chinese hooker
5. remove her clothes
6. place her head in the microwave with your p–p
7. shut the door as much as you can
8. turn the microwave on for a long time
9. bone her in the -ss
bob: hey george what did you do for valentine’s day?
george: i felt adventurous so i went for a chinese microwave.
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