chinese mushroom pendulum swing
an aesthetically based s-xual maneuver in which the performer squats , wraps his arms around his legs and uses them to propel his body in a circular motion therefore creating a swinging of the p-n-s and n-ts-ck in a 360 degree swing. can be shortened to c.m.p.s for quicker use.
you: “man that chick last night was so hot how did you manage to f-ck her?”
me: i just did a chinese mushroom pendulum swing and she was so impressed with my technique, she had no choice
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