Chinese Oven Mitt
when during an oriental m-ssage, the m-sseuse or m-sseur attempts to or successfully puts their fist into the client’s -n-l cavity.
derek: how did your m-ssage go dude?
brandon: sh-t man, i payed for a happy ending and she tried to give me the chinese oven mitt!
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