chinese penis
the chinese p-n-s and the western p-n-s represents the forces of yin and yang.
yin = soft
yang = hard
an old chinese proverb ill-strates this :
a chinese p-n-s is always hard, strong, and unbending like an oak tree reaching into the heavens.
a western p-n-s is always soft, fluid, spongy, and very loose like the beautiful clothes waving in the wind on a clothesline.
a piece of metal reminds me of a chinese p-n-s while tasty jello reminds me of a western p-n-s.
an old, untrue rumor made by caucasians after they felt threatened by the false myth of black people having larger d-cks.
a chinese p-n-s is the same as any other p-n-s, don’t believe the stereotypes..
“my chinese p-n-s is 6 inches long.”
“no wai! but ur asian!”
“and what, a black person has a 9 inch?”
“they do.. right?”
“-sigh-”
a term used to describe the severe shrinkage of one’s p-n-s after a swim in sub-arctic temperature water.
‘man that water was cold, (looks down pants at shriveled c-ck), i’ve got a case of chinese p-n-s’
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